From my Cold Dead Hands Firearms Neon Clock
Best statement piece for firearm enthusiasts and garage decor collectors.
Illuminate your space with the "From my Cold Dead Hands Firearms" Neon Clock from Grease Monkey Garage. This eye-catching wall clock features a vibrant ring of hand-blown glass neon, encased by a stylish, chromed Art Deco rim. The clear glass face ensures easy readability, while the neon glow adds a dynamic ambiance. It's powered by an included AC adapter for the neon and requires one AA battery (not included) for the clock mechanism. Perfect for adding a bold statement to any indoor area.
$84.99
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
312
/ 2339
#312 in Wall Clocks
Price vs Category Average
-68%
Below average
Dimensions
15153
/ " x " x "
Who it's for
- Garage owners seeking high-visibility, retro-styled workshop lighting
- Second Amendment advocates wanting a bold, thematic statement piece
- Workshop users needing a durable, functional timepiece for rugged environments
Who should skip it
- Homeowners wanting neutral decor suitable for shared or professional spaces
- Budget-conscious buyers avoiding fragile components and higher energy consumption
- People sensitive to background noise in quiet living areas
Performance breakdown
Neon Visual Impact
Hand-blown glass neon creates a vibrant, high-contrast glow for any room.
Build Durability
Sturdy glass and metal construction ensures a premium, long-lasting wall presence.
Aesthetic Appeal
The Art Deco chrome rim offers a sophisticated, retro-inspired industrial look.
Readability
Clear glass face provides excellent visibility despite the bright neon ring.
Installation Convenience
Dual power requirements necessitate proximity to an outlet for neon functionality.
Movement Precision
Standard quartz ticking mechanism delivers reliable timekeeping for everyday home use.
Key Specs
Dimensions
15" x 15" x 3"
Material
Glass and Metal
Power (Neon)
AC Adapter (Included)
Power (Clock)
1 AA Battery (Not Included)
Frame Material
Chromed multi-tiered rim
Face Material
Glass
Style
Art Deco
Model Number
8GUNFR
Features
- Vibrant hand-blown glass neon ring
- Stylish chromed Art Deco rim
- Clear glass face
- Includes AC adapter for neon
- Designed for indoor use
- Analog time display
- Durable glass and metal construction
What customers say
Customer enthusiasm for this neon clock centers overwhelmingly on its bold design and striking visual impact. Enthusiasts view this timepiece as a powerful statement piece perfectly encapsulating their values, especially when decorating dedicated spaces like garages or man caves. Reviewers consistently praise the vibrant neon glow, noting it is significantly brighter and more impactful in person than expected. The substantial size complements the strong thematic execution, delivering a genuine aesthetic appeal. While the design satisfaction is exceptionally high, a small number of users noted minor concerns, such as an occasional audible hum from the transformer or slight variations in timekeeping accuracy. However, the deep satisfaction derived from the clock's unique, high-impact theme far outweighs these small mechanical details, leading to strong recommendations within the community.
Know before you buy
Yes, the neon ring requires a constant connection to a wall outlet using the included AC adapter. The clock mechanism itself runs independently on a single AA battery.
This clock is specifically designed for indoor use only. Exposure to outdoor elements, moisture, or extreme temperature fluctuations may damage the electrical components and the glass construction.
The clock utilizes a standard quartz ticking movement, so you will hear a subtle ticking sound during operation.
The clock features a durable metal and glass construction with a 15-inch diameter. It is designed to be hung on a wall using a sturdy screw or hook capable of supporting the weight of the metal rim and glass face.
The neon light does not have a dimmer function. It is controlled by the power source; if the AC adapter is plugged in, the neon will remain illuminated.
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