"Please Leave By Nine" Witty Guest Napkins
Best witty accent for hosts who value a timely evening conclusion.
Add a touch of humor to your next gathering with these "Please Leave By Nine" witty guest napkins from Jollity & Co. Perfect for hosts who enjoy a good time but also appreciate a peaceful night's sleep, these napkins offer a subtle, cheeky hint. Each pack contains 16 paper napkins, measuring approximately 8 x 4.25 inches, featuring elegant gold foil accents for a touch of sophistication. While they add a fun element to your party, please remember they are designed for residential use and are not microwave-safe.
$9.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
2454
/ 6038
#2454 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-8%
Below average
Material
Standard Paper
/ Standard Paper
Who it's for
- Busy organizers prioritizing quick post-party cleanup
- Hosts looking to spark immediate social interaction
- Entertainers wanting to add personality to their table decor
Who should skip it
- Hosts entertaining guests who prefer traditional etiquette
- Budget-conscious shoppers seeking basic paper goods
- Planners hosting formal events or all-night celebrations
Performance breakdown
Conversation Starter
The cheeky messaging guarantees a memorable interaction among your party guests.
Aesthetic Appeal
Gold foil accents provide a sophisticated touch to standard paper napkins.
Cleanup Efficiency
Disposable design ensures you spend less time tidying after the party.
Hosting Utility
The rectangular lunch size is perfectly suited for casual entertaining needs.
Material Durability
Standard paper construction is functional but lacks heavy-duty absorbent thickness.
Versatility Constraints
Lack of microwave safety limits their use beyond basic table service.
Key Specs
Material
Standard Paper
Quantity
Pack of 16
Dimensions
Approx. 8 x 4.25 inches
Detailing
Gold foil print
Shape
Rectangular
Type
Lunch Napkins
Occasion
Party
Texture Finish
Smooth
Features
- Witty message for a subtle hosting hint
- Elegant gold foil accents
- Convenient pack for entertaining
- Disposable for easy cleanup
- Rectangular lunch napkin style
- Smooth texture finish
What customers say
Customers overwhelmingly praise these witty guest napkins for their sharp humor and novelty appeal. The primary value is the comedic impact, with reviewers consistently noting the napkins serve as instant conversation starters for adult entertaining. They are frequently highlighted as the perfect hostess gift or a must have for themed gatherings, underscoring their success as a unique, personality driven accessory. While the paper quality is adequate, the clever messaging far outweighs any concerns about material utility. Purchasers value the high entertainment factor and the joy derived from this cheeky item, confirming that personality triumphs over pure function for this product.
Know before you buy
Each pack contains 16 rectangular guest napkins.
No, these napkins are not microwave-safe. They are intended for serving food and drinks at parties rather than heating items.
The napkins measure approximately 8 x 4.25 inches, making them a standard size for lunch or guest use.
The gold foil is applied as a decorative accent. While it is durable enough for standard party use, it is a surface print and should be handled with care to maintain its appearance.
These napkins are designed with a witty, cheeky message, so they are best suited for casual gatherings, dinner parties, or social events where you want to add a bit of humor to the table setting.
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