Too Many Asses In The Kitchen - Tea Towels
Best kitchen accessory for hosts with a bold sense of humor.
Add a touch of cheeky humor to your kitchen with the "Too Many Asses In The Kitchen" tea towels from Chez Gagné. These aren't your average dish towels; they're designed for those who appreciate a clean kitchen and a dirty joke. Crafted from 100% absorbent cotton, these towels are as practical as they are playful. Featuring a vibrant "Cosmopolitan Pink" ink print, they are proudly printed in Los Angeles and made in India. Measuring 28"x19" unfolded, they offer ample coverage for drying dishes or wiping counters. A perfect, unique gift for friends with a sense of humor.
$13.60
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
5791
/ 10358
#5791 in Kitchen Towels
Price vs Category Average
-24%
Below average
Material
100
/ % cotton
Who it's for
- Hosts looking for a witty, memorable kitchen accessory
- Home cooks needing reliable, long-lasting drying performance
- Design lovers seeking high-quality, fade-resistant graphic prints
Who should skip it
- Conservative households or those preferring traditional decor
- Budget-conscious shoppers prioritizing everyday utility over novelty
- Practical users wanting towels meant for heavy-duty cleaning
Performance breakdown
Absorbency
Pure cotton weave handles spills and drying tasks with reliable efficiency.
Humor Factor
The cheeky graphic is a guaranteed conversation starter for any kitchen.
Print Durability
Vibrant ink holds up well through standard cold water wash cycles.
Surface Coverage
Generous dimensions provide ample fabric for drying large pots and pans.
Giftability
A perfect, low-stakes present for friends who value wit over formality.
Maintenance Ease
Simple machine wash care makes these towels practical for daily use.
Key Specs
Material
100% cotton
Overall Size
28"x19"
Folded Size
6.5 x 14.5" (folded in thirds)
Ink Color
Cosmopolitan Pink
Manufacturing Location
Made in India
Printed Location
Printed in Los Angeles
Care Instructions
Machine Wash Cold
Pattern Type
Graphic Print
Features
- Humorous and cheeky design
- Soft, absorbent 100% cotton
- Unique gift for friends
- Printed locally in Los Angeles
- Easy care: Machine wash cold
- Vibrant Cosmopolitan Pink ink
What customers say
This tea towel earns high praise for its blend of irreverent humor and practical quality. Reviewers consistently find it an excellent, memorable gift and an instant conversation starter for kitchen decor. Beyond the novelty, customers appreciate the functional aspects, noting the material is thick, durable, and highly absorbent. It maintains its appearance well through repeated washing. While the price is slightly premium, buyers feel the superior construction and the joy it delivers fully justify the cost. The product successfully merges unique design with everyday utility, leading to very high satisfaction.
Know before you buy
When fully unfolded, the towel measures 28 inches by 19 inches. When folded in thirds for display, it measures 6.5 inches by 14.5 inches.
Yes, the towels are made from 100% cotton, which provides excellent absorbency for drying dishes and wiping down kitchen surfaces.
These towels are machine washable. To keep the Cosmopolitan Pink ink vibrant and prevent damage, we recommend washing them in cold water.
The towels are made in India and then printed with the graphic design locally in Los Angeles.
The design is printed using high-quality ink, but like any graphic textile, it is best to wash in cold water and avoid harsh detergents to maintain the longevity of the print.
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