Don't Tell Me To Calm Down - Rocks Glass
Best statement glassware for bold hosts with a spirited personality.
Make a statement with the "Don't Tell Me To Calm Down" Rocks Glass from Chez Gagné. This 13.25 oz. glass is designed to be a bold addition to your barware, featuring striking gold foil printing that sparks conversation and reflects an adventurous spirit. It promises an exceptional drinking experience, whether you're enjoying a favorite cocktail or a simple glass of water. Due to the delicate gold foil, this imported glass requires hand washing only to maintain its unique design.
$22.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
2166
/ 9364
#2166 in Tumblers
Price vs Category Average
-58%
Below average
Capacity
13.25.
/ oz
Who it's for
- Hosts looking for an instant icebreaker at gatherings
- Daily drinkers needing durable, long-lasting barware
- Gift-givers searching for a witty, memorable present
Who should skip it
- Minimalists preferring understated or formal glassware
- Budget-conscious shoppers seeking affordable bulk sets
- Busy users wanting low-maintenance, dishwasher-safe items
Performance breakdown
Design Impact
Bold typography makes an immediate visual statement on any bar cart.
Capacity Utility
The 13.25 oz volume perfectly accommodates standard cocktails and large ice.
Maintenance Ease
Hand-wash requirement demands extra care to preserve the delicate gold foil.
Build Quality
Sturdy glass construction provides a satisfying weight and reliable daily durability.
Giftability
The witty messaging makes this an ideal choice for memorable gifting.
Ergonomics
The classic rocks glass shape offers a comfortable, secure grip.
Key Specs
Capacity
13.25 oz.
Decoration
Gold Foil Printing
Material
Glass
Care
Hand Wash Only
Origin
Imported
Handle Type
No Handle
Intended Use
Home
Features
- Bold statement in gold foil
- Immediate conversation starter
- Unrivaled drinking experience
- Reflects adventurous style
- Durable glass construction
- Generous 13.25 oz. capacity
What customers say
This rocks glass excels primarily due to its highly relatable and humorous message, making it an ideal, cheeky gift. Reviewers consistently note its success as a conversation starter, confirming it delivers on its novelty promise. The positive sentiment centers on the emotional impact and successful delivery of the gag, rather than technical specifications. Recipients often feel understood when gifted this item. Customers also appreciate that the etched design maintains clarity and durability through regular washing, which is essential for a functional novelty piece. The perceived value is high because the glass effectively blends sharp wit with utility, resulting in a fun, high impact purchase favored for gifting.
Know before you buy
No, this glass must be hand washed. The gold foil printing is delicate and will fade or chip if exposed to the high heat and harsh detergents of a dishwasher.
The glass holds 13.25 ounces, which is a standard size for a rocks glass. It is well-suited for cocktails served over large ice cubes or a generous pour of your favorite spirit.
The gold foil design is printed on the exterior of the glass. This ensures it does not come into contact with your drink while maintaining the visibility of the statement.
The glass is constructed with durable, high-quality glass that provides a sturdy, weighted feel in the hand. It is designed to be a substantial piece of barware rather than a delicate, thin-walled vessel.
This glass is designed for cold beverages and room-temperature drinks. We do not recommend using it for hot liquids, as the thermal shock could potentially damage the glass or the gold foil decoration.
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