Sorry I Called You Old - Cocktail Napkins
Best humorous accent for lighthearted birthday celebrations and social gatherings.
Add a touch of humor to your next gathering with these "Sorry I Called You Old" cocktail napkins from Chez Gagné. Designed to spark conversation and laughter, these napkins feature a vibrant teal color with crisp white printing. They are constructed from quality 3-ply paper, offering good absorbency for drinks. Produced with environmentally conscious methods, including water-based colors and chlorine-free bleaching, these napkins are biodegradable. Perfect for parties and casual get-togethers, they bring both style and a playful message to your event.
$6.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
625
/ 6167
#625 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-39%
Below average
Material
Standard Paper
/ Standard Paper
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting to spark conversation and lighten the mood
- Gift-givers looking for a funny, themed birthday present
- Entertainers needing durable napkins for drinks and spills
Who should skip it
- Hosts planning formal events or general gatherings
- People hosting guests sensitive to age-related humor
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring plain, inexpensive napkins
Performance breakdown
Absorbency
The 3-ply construction handles condensation and minor spills with ease.
Design Impact
The witty messaging serves as an instant icebreaker for any gathering.
Sustainability
Biodegradable materials and chlorine-free bleaching minimize the environmental footprint.
Material Quality
German-made paper offers a smooth, premium feel for a disposable item.
Visual Appeal
Vibrant teal pigment provides a bold, stylish pop for party tables.
Ink Durability
Exercise caution as the graphic print may transfer when damp.
Key Specs
Material
Standard Paper
Ply Count
3-Ply
Shape
Square
Color
Teal with White Printing
Size (Folded)
5 x 5 inches
Size (Unfolded)
10 x 10 inches
Quantity
Set of 20 napkins
Print Type
Graphic Print
Features
- Humorous design sparks conversation
- Vibrant teal color adds a pop
- Quality 3-ply paper for absorbency
- Environmentally conscious production
- Biodegradable construction
- Ideal for parties and gatherings
- Set of 20 for convenience
- Smooth texture finish
What customers say
Customers overwhelmingly praise the "Sorry I Called You Old" napkins for their sharp, relatable humor, making them a guaranteed party hit. Reviewers consistently highlight the bold printing and irreverent tone, noting these napkins serve as excellent icebreakers that immediately set a fun mood for gatherings, especially milestone birthdays. The primary value is derived entirely from the clever messaging and entertainment factor, which buyers feel far outweighs the standard physical quality. While the napkins are perfectly adequate for light use, their success lies in generating memorable, humorous moments. Customers highly recommend them as a unique gag gift that delivers exceptional satisfaction through laughter.
Know before you buy
Each set includes 20 cocktail napkins.
Yes, they are made from 3-ply paper, which provides reliable absorbency for standard cocktail glasses and beverages.
The napkins are printed with water-based colors, but please note that the colors may transfer if the napkins become wet. We recommend using them on coasters or dry surfaces.
Yes, they are produced using chlorine-free bleaching and water-based inks, and the construction is fully biodegradable.
When folded, the napkins measure 5 x 5 inches. When fully unfolded, they measure 10 x 10 inches.
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