Inebriated Intentions Decanter – Because Salad
Best gift for whiskey lovers with a sense of humor.
Elevate your spirits with the Inebriated Intentions Decanter by Rec Etch. This unique decanter features a humorous laser-etched quote, "Alcohol! Because no great story ever began with salad." Crafted with robust, thick borosilicate glass in Santa Rosa, CA, it ensures lasting durability for your favorite whiskey or spirits. The permanent etching guarantees the design remains sharp and clear, resisting wear and washing. It's a perfect blend of humor and quality craftsmanship for your home bar.
$49.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
358
/ 1132
#358 in Decanters
Price vs Category Average
-83%
Below average
Material
Borosilicate Glass
/ Borosilicate Glass
Who it's for
- Buyers seeking durable glassware that retains its design over time
- Gift givers shopping for friends with a quirky sense of humor
- Hosts looking for a witty icebreaker at social gatherings
Who should skip it
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring standard, unadorned glassware
- Users who prioritize easy, low-maintenance cleaning routines
- Hosts planning elegant, formal, or professional dinner parties
Performance breakdown
Glass Durability
Thick borosilicate construction offers impressive resistance to daily handling and wear.
Etching Permanence
Laser-etched design remains sharp and clear through years of regular use.
Aesthetic Appeal
Witty quote adds a distinct, conversational personality to any home bar.
Maintenance Ease
Hand-wash only requirement demands extra care during the cleaning process.
Seal Integrity
Absence of a stopper limits long-term spirit preservation and freshness.
Craftsmanship Quality
Domestic production ensures high standards for glass clarity and structural integrity.
Key Specs
Material
Borosilicate Glass
Country of Origin
USA
Intended Beverage Type
Whiskey, Spirits
Lead Free
No
Dishwasher Safe
No
Includes Stopper
No
Stand Included
No
Engravable
No
Features
- Humorous laser-etched quote
- Durable, thick glass construction
- Permanent, long-lasting design
- Crafted in Santa Rosa, CA
- Ideal for whiskey and spirits
- Adds personality to your bar
What customers say
Customer sentiment overwhelmingly praises the 'Inebriated Intentions Decanter' for its unique design and humor. The 'Because Salad' etching is consistently highlighted as a brilliant conversation starter, making it an excellent gift choice for those appreciating irony. Reviewers confirm the product successfully blends novelty with genuine functionality. The etching quality is frequently commended for being sharp and durable, matching the sturdy feel of the glass. While minor suggestions regarding base weight or stopper seal occasionally appear, these are overshadowed by the product's distinct personality and the joy it delivers. Customers feel the value is strong, justifying the price through the bespoke design and guaranteed amusement. This barware strongly appeals to those seeking personality in utility.
Know before you buy
No, this decanter is not dishwasher safe. We recommend hand washing it with mild soap and warm water to protect the glass and the laser-etched design.
No, the decanter does not include a stopper. It is designed primarily as a decorative piece for your home bar, so you may want to source a standard-sized glass or cork stopper if you plan to store spirits in it long-term.
It is crafted from thick, durable borosilicate glass. This material is known for its strength and resistance to thermal shock, making it a reliable choice for holding whiskey and other spirits.
The decanter is not designed for additional custom engraving. The existing laser-etched quote is permanent and covers the designated design area.
No, this decanter is not lead-free. It is intended for serving and display purposes rather than long-term storage of spirits.
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