Blue Q
Go Away Towel
Best kitchen essential for those who appreciate a witty, sarcastic aesthetic.
Add a touch of humor and practicality to your kitchen with the "Go Away" towel from Blue Q. This super-absorbent towel is crafted from 100% unbleached cotton, offering both softness and durability for everyday tasks. Its generous dimensions of 28"h x 21"w make it versatile for drying dishes, wiping counters, or simply adding a witty accent to your home decor. It's a functional piece that brings personality and reliable performance to your household.
$10.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
5781
/ 10261
#5781 in Kitchen Towels
Price vs Category Average
-44%
Below average
Size
2821
/ "h x "w
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting a bold conversation starter
- Home cooks needing reliable, heavy-duty drying performance
- Gift givers seeking quirky presents for sarcastic friends
Who should skip it
- Hosts maintaining a formal or traditional home aesthetic
- Budget shoppers prioritizing utility over branded novelty
- Users wanting long-term print durability after frequent washing
Performance breakdown
Absorbency capacity
Unbleached cotton fibers soak up spills with impressive speed and efficiency.
Material durability
Heavy-duty weave stands up to daily kitchen wear and frequent laundering.
Print longevity
Graphic ink holds its vibrancy well through repeated hot water cycles.
Surface coverage
Generous dimensions make quick work of drying large pots and pans.
Texture softness
Natural cotton feels substantial, though it lacks a plush, velvety finish.
Design personality
Bold typography injects instant character into any standard kitchen aesthetic.
Key Specs
Size
28"h x 21"w
Material
100% unbleached cotton
Shape
Rectangular
Absorbency Level
High
Pattern Type
Graphic Print
Number of Pieces
1
Features
- Super-absorbent for quick drying
- Made from soft, durable cotton
- Adds a humorous touch to decor
- Generously sized for versatility
- Crafted from 100% unbleached cotton
What customers say
Customer satisfaction for the Go Away Towel centers overwhelmingly on its bold graphic design and irreverent humor. Reviewers treat this item as a wearable statement or a perfect gag gift, successfully delivering on its comedic promise. Its primary appeal is the ability to clearly communicate a desire for personal space, making it popular for crowded settings. While the material quality is adequate, it is consistently overshadowed by the strength of the message and emotional value. The towel excels as a conversation starter and a highly successful novelty gift, justifying its price point through strong psychological impact rather than luxurious textile performance.
Know before you buy
The towel measures 28 inches high by 21 inches wide, providing ample surface area for drying dishes or wiping down kitchen counters.
Yes, the towel is crafted from 100% unbleached cotton, which is soft to the touch and gentle enough for everyday kitchen tasks, including drying glassware.
This towel is designed for high absorbency, making it effective for quick drying tasks and managing spills in the kitchen.
The towel is made from durable cotton designed for regular use. To maintain the integrity of the graphic print, we recommend following standard care instructions for cotton textiles.
No, the towel is made from 100% unbleached cotton, keeping the material in its natural state.
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