Funny Christmas Cocktail Napkins - Christmas Calories Don't Count
Best festive accessory for holiday party hosts and gift-givers.
Add a touch of holiday humor to your celebrations with these festive cocktail napkins. Featuring the popular "Christmas Calories Don't Count" phrase, these disposable napkins are perfect for adding a fun element to your tabletop decor during parties. They are designed to be soft and absorbent, ensuring easy cleanup of spills and messes. This pack of 20, 3-ply napkins is ideal for serving appetizers or drinks and also makes a thoughtful hostess gift for any holiday event.
$3.90
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
625
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#625 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-61%
Below average
Quantity
20
/ count
Who it's for
- Gift-givers looking for relatable holiday party favors
- Hosts wanting to spark conversation and festive cheer
- Entertainers seeking effortless post-party cleanup
Who should skip it
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring bulk-priced essentials
- People needing heavy-duty napkins for major spills
- Hosts planning formal or conservative holiday gatherings
Performance breakdown
Absorbency capacity
Three-ply construction handles cocktail spills and appetizer messes with ease.
Festive appeal
The humorous holiday messaging serves as an instant conversation starter.
Material softness
Standard paper texture provides a comfortable feel for guest use.
Giftability
A charming, low-stakes choice for a thoughtful holiday hostess present.
Cleanup efficiency
Disposable design ensures post-party tidying is quick and stress-free.
Print quality
Graphic text remains crisp and legible against the festive background.
Key Specs
Quantity
20 count
Ply
3-Ply
Dimensions
5" x 5" (folded)
Type
Cocktail Napkins
Material
Virgin Pulp
Pattern
Holiday Themed
Edge Design
Straight
Print Type
Graphic Print
Know before you buy
Each pack contains 20 individual cocktail napkins.
Yes, these are 3-ply napkins, which provides a good balance of softness and absorbency for cocktails and appetizers.
When folded, each napkin measures 5 inches by 5 inches, making them a standard size for cocktail service.
These are specifically designed as cocktail napkins, so they are best suited for appetizers, drinks, and light snacks rather than full dinner plates.
These are standard paper napkins intended for single-use disposal. Please check your local municipal guidelines regarding the disposal of printed paper products.
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