Funny Christmas Cocktail Napkins - Merry Xmas B*tches
Best festive accessory for hosts with a bold sense of humor.
Add a touch of playful holiday spirit to your gatherings with these festive cocktail napkins. Designed for parties and entertaining, they offer a humorous and memorable way to celebrate the season. Crafted from soft, absorbent standard paper, these 3-ply napkins are perfect for managing spills and ensuring a clean experience for your guests. Their disposable nature simplifies cleanup, allowing you more time to enjoy the festivities. These napkins also serve as a unique and delightful hostess gift, sure to bring a smile during the holidays.
$8.00
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4.6
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Category Rank
625
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#625 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-20%
Below average
Quantity
20
/ count
Who it's for
- Hosts looking to spark humor at adult holiday gatherings
- Party planners seeking distinct and memorable festive decor
- Entertainers wanting quick cleanup for cocktail service
Who should skip it
- Hosts planning family-friendly or professional holiday events
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring bulk-priced paper goods
- Users requiring high-absorbency napkins for heavy-duty spills
Performance breakdown
Humor Impact
Edgy messaging guarantees a memorable reaction from holiday party guests.
Absorbency Level
Three-ply construction handles standard cocktail spills with reliable efficiency.
Giftability
Perfectly packaged as a cheeky, low-stakes present for holiday hosts.
Material Softness
Standard paper texture provides a functional feel without sacrificing durability.
Cleanup Convenience
Disposable design ensures zero post-party stress for the busy host.
Design Aesthetic
Bold typography makes these a standout decorative element for tabletops.
Key Specs
Quantity
20 count
Ply
3 ply
Dimensions
5" x 5"
Shape
Square
Pattern
Text/Graphic
Category
Cocktail Napkins
Material
Standard Paper
Edge Design
Die-Cut
Know before you buy
Each pack contains 20 individual cocktail napkins.
Yes, these are 3-ply napkins, which provides enough thickness and absorbency to handle standard cocktail spills and condensation.
These square napkins measure 5 inches by 5 inches, making them the standard size for cocktail service.
These napkins feature a humorous graphic design, so they are best suited for casual holiday parties, cocktail hours, or as a fun hostess gift rather than a formal sit-down dinner.
Because they are made of standard paper and are intended for use with food and beverages, they are generally considered disposable and should be discarded after use.
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