He Was a D*ck Cocktail Napkins
Celebrate new beginnings and freedom with these cheeky cocktail napkins. Featuring a humorous, gold foil-stamped message, they are perfect for divorce or breakup parties, bringing affirmation and humor to your fresh start. Constructed from high-quality, 3-ply material for better absorbency, these 5" x 5" square napkins on a crisp white background are ideal for raising a glass to stronger vibes and a new chapter. They also make a fun, thoughtful gift when paired with bubbly for other celebratory occasions.
$12.50
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
4348
/ 6038
#4348 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
+27%
Above average
Size
55
/ " x " square
Who it's for
- Excellent Icebreaker
- Highly Thematic Relevance
- Unique Memorability
Who should skip it
- Potential for Offense
- Low Versatility
- Premium Novelty Pricing
Key Specs
Size
5" x 5" square
Ply
3 ply
Design
Gold foil stamped on white napkin
Shape
Square
Color
White
Material
Standard Paper
Pattern Design
Solid
Occasion
Party
Features
- Cheeky gold foil stamped design
- 3-ply for superior absorbency
- Ideal for breakup or divorce parties
- Adds humor to healing moments
- Perfect for celebratory occasions
- Wrapped for cleanliness
What customers say
These cocktail napkins are a resounding success due to their edgy humor and immediate impact as a conversation starter. Reviewers consistently report them as the highlight of parties, especially gatherings where bold comedy is welcome. The product effectively delivers humorous catharsis, making the message the primary draw. Beyond the novelty, the physical quality is satisfactory for a disposable item; the print is clear and legible, and the material offers adequate absorbency. While the price is noted as premium, customers overwhelmingly agree that the high level of enjoyment and memorable moments generated far outweigh the cost. Satisfaction is exceptionally high among the niche audience seeking unique, impactful party accessories.
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