Sometimes I Drink A Glass Of Water Just To Surprise My Liver Napkin
Best humorous accessory for hosts who enjoy a witty cocktail party.
Add a touch of humor and attitude to your next gathering with these cocktail napkins from Deep South Gifts. Featuring the witty saying, "Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver," these napkins are perfect for cocktail parties, luncheons, or book clubs. The design features a cyan blue and white color scheme that complements various settings. Each pack includes 20 three-ply napkins, making them a convenient and fun addition to your hosting supplies or a thoughtful hostess gift.
$7.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.7
/ 5
Category Rank
25
/ 6038
#25 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-29%
Below average
Quantity
20
/ napkins per pack
Who it's for
- Hosts looking to spark conversation at social gatherings
- Gift givers seeking humorous presents for cocktail enthusiasts
- Party planners needing functional yet decorative table accents
Who should skip it
- Hosts planning formal events or hosting non-drinking guests
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring sustainable, reusable cloth options
- Users prioritizing high-performance absorbency over novelty prints
Performance breakdown
Humor Impact
The witty messaging serves as an instant conversation starter for guests.
Absorbency Level
Three-ply construction handles standard cocktail condensation and minor spills effectively.
Aesthetic Versatility
Cyan and white palette fits seamlessly into most casual party themes.
Giftability
Perfectly sized and packaged for a thoughtful, low-stakes hostess present.
Texture Quality
Smooth finish provides a clean look but lacks premium embossed tactile depth.
Print Clarity
Graphic text remains sharp and legible against the crisp background.
Key Specs
Quantity
20 napkins per pack
Ply
3-Ply
Size
5x5 inches
Color
Cyan blue and white
Pattern Design
Solid
Napkin Shape
Square
Occasion
Party
Edge Design
Straight
Features
- Humorous saying adds party flair
- Cyan blue and white aesthetic
- Suitable for various social events
- Convenient for quick cleanups
- Great as a small hostess gift
- Adds fun and attitude to events
What customers say
This novelty napkin excels due to its strong humorous premise and high entertainment value. Customers consistently praise it as an ideal gift for parties and social events. The core appeal lies in the relatable, self-deprecating joke that resonates deeply with buyers. A key positive point is the clarity and durability of the printing; the text remains sharp, ensuring the humor lands effectively. While the physical material is standard, this is entirely secondary to the guaranteed laugh it provides. Buyers recognize they are purchasing a unique conversation starter, not just a disposable item. This strong emotional satisfaction drives repeat purchases, solidifying its status as a high value novelty item.
Know before you buy
Each pack contains 20 individual cocktail napkins.
Yes, these are 3-ply napkins, which provide more durability and absorbency than standard single-ply options.
These napkins measure 5x5 inches, which is the standard size for cocktail napkins.
These are best suited for casual gatherings, cocktail parties, or lighthearted social events due to the humorous graphic print.
The napkins feature a smooth texture finish with a straight-edge design, providing a clean and simple look.
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