I Should Be Ashamed Of My Behavior Napkin
Best conversation starter for hosts with a playful sense of humor.
Add a dash of humor and attitude to your next gathering with the "I Should Be Ashamed Of My Behavior" Napkin. These three-ply cocktail napkins feature a witty, self-aware saying printed in a stylish Carolina blue and white design. Perfect for cocktail parties, luncheons, or girls' nights, they bring a fun element to any casual event. Each pack contains 20 napkins, conveniently sized at 5x5 inches, making them a delightful and memorable hostess gift. They offer a blend of quality and playful personality for your entertaining needs.
$7.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
958
/ 6038
#958 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-29%
Below average
Ply
Three-ply
/ Three-ply
Who it's for
- Hosts looking to spark laughter at social gatherings
- Entertainers needing functional yet fun disposable supplies
- Gift-givers seeking unique items with Southern charm
Who should skip it
- People hosting formal or conservative family events
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring generic bulk options
- Planners requiring versatile napkins for general use
Performance breakdown
Humor impact
The self-aware messaging serves as an instant conversation starter for guests.
Absorbency performance
Three-ply construction handles standard cocktail spills and condensation with ease.
Giftability
A witty, low-stakes choice that makes for a perfect hostess offering.
Design aesthetic
The Carolina blue and white palette offers a clean, classic look.
Material durability
Standard paper quality holds up well for light, casual social events.
Versatility
Fits seamlessly into everything from girls' nights to formal cocktail hours.
Key Specs
Ply
Three-ply
Count
20 napkins per pack
Size
5x5 inches (127mm x 127mm)
Color
Carolina blue and white
Napkin Type
Cocktail Napkins
Napkin Shape
Square
Edge Design
Straight
Texture Finish
Smooth
Features
- Humorous and attitude-filled saying
- Durable three-ply construction
- Adds fun to parties and gatherings
- Ideal hostess gift
- Unisex appeal
- Perfect for cocktail occasions
What customers say
This novelty napkin is overwhelmingly praised for its exceptional comedic value and unique Southern charm. Customers buy it primarily as a memorable gag gift or conversation starter for parties. The product's success is measured by the laughter it generates, instantly becoming a focal point at gatherings. While the material quality is standard for a cocktail napkin, the perceived value is high due to the cleverness of the self deprecating design. Reviewers appreciate how perfectly the phrase captures playful regret. For this item, the witty message truly defines the product, driving strong positive sentiment among those who enjoy niche, lighthearted humor.
Know before you buy
Each pack contains 20 individual cocktail napkins.
Yes, these are constructed with a three-ply design, which provides more durability and absorbency than standard single-ply napkins.
The napkins measure 5x5 inches, which is the standard size for cocktail napkins.
No, these napkins are not food-safe. They are intended for decorative use and for holding drinks or light snacks.
No, they are unscented and feature a smooth, non-embossed finish with a graphic print.
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