Swim Bike Run - Decent at All Three - Pint Glass
Best gift for triathletes who appreciate a good sense of humor.
Celebrate your athletic achievements, or lack thereof, with this "Swim Bike Run - Decent at All Three" pint glass from Forward Gear Athletics. Designed by and for triathletes, this 16oz clear glass is perfect for enjoying your favorite beverage after a long day. Its durable construction ensures longevity, while the BPA-free material guarantees safe drinking. This versatile glass is ideal for any home and makes a thoughtful housewarming gift. Remember to hand wash only to maintain its quality. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, it's a testament to dedication, even if that dedication is to mediocrity.
$21.79
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
205
/ 1260
#205 in Beer Glasses
Price vs Category Average
-71%
Below average
Capacity
160.473
/ oz ( l)
Who it's for
- Triathletes seeking relatable humor and community connection
- Endurance athletes needing a reliable post-race recovery vessel
- Gift givers shopping for triathlon-obsessed friends and family
Who should skip it
- Athletes preferring rugged, shatterproof metal drinkware
- General consumers looking for versatile, non-niche glassware
- Users wanting long-lasting graphics through frequent dishwasher use
Performance breakdown
Design Appeal
The self-deprecating humor resonates perfectly with the triathlon community.
Glass Durability
Standard pint thickness offers reliable everyday utility for post-workout recovery.
Versatility
Classic pint shape handles everything from craft beer to iced recovery drinks.
Maintenance Ease
Hand wash requirement limits convenience for busy athletes on the go.
Giftability
A thoughtful, niche choice for any triathlete's post-race celebration.
Material Safety
BPA-free construction ensures peace of mind with every single sip.
Key Specs
Capacity
16oz (0.473 l)
Material
Clear glass
BPA free
Hand wash only
Durable construction
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Beer Glass Shape
Pint Glass
Number of Pieces
1
Features
- Unique "Decent at All Three" design
- BPA-free for safe enjoyment
- Durable glass construction
- Versatile for any beverage
- Great gift for athletes
- Assembled in the USA
What customers say
This pint glass is overwhelmingly popular within the endurance community, celebrated primarily for its highly relatable, self-deprecating message. Reviewers view it as the perfect gift, deeply resonating with triathletes who appreciate the humor about being decent at all three sports. The design successfully captures the spirit of the everyday athlete, creating high emotional value upon receipt. Beyond the concept, customers praise the sharp, clear printing quality and the sturdy, standard feel of the glass itself. While some suggest hand washing to maximize graphic longevity, overall satisfaction remains exceptional. This item is a must-have for its niche appeal and strong gifting potential.
Know before you buy
No, this glass should be hand washed only. The high heat and abrasive detergents in dishwashers can damage the printed design over time.
This is a standard 16oz pint glass, which is the ideal size for a full bottle or can of beer with room for a proper head of foam.
Yes, the glass is made from BPA-free materials, ensuring it is safe for all your favorite beverages.
Absolutely. The 'Decent at All Three' design is a humorous nod to the triathlon lifestyle, making it a thoughtful and relatable gift for anyone who participates in swim, bike, or run events.
The design is featured on one side of the glass, allowing you to showcase the graphic while keeping the other side clear.
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