Needlepoint Ornament - Merry Christmas Bitches
Best ornament for those who love bold, irreverent holiday humor.
Inject a dose of playful irreverence into your holiday celebrations with this unique needlepoint ornament. Featuring a bold "Merry Christmas Bitches" slogan, it's expertly crafted with a luxurious cotton velvet backing, offering a sophisticated Southern charm. This ornament is designed to be a standout piece, bringing a modern and unconventional flair to your Christmas tree. It's the perfect choice for those who embrace a spirited and distinctive approach to seasonal decor, moving beyond traditional styles to express personal flair.
$14.95
Owner Satisfaction
4.7
/ 5
Category Rank
393
/ 19475
#393 in Holiday Ornaments
Price vs Category Average
-55%
Below average
Ornament Shape
Ball
/ Ball
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting to add edgy personality to holiday decor
- Collectors valuing durable, heirloom-quality craftsmanship
- Gift-givers shopping for friends with a dark sense of humor
Who should skip it
- People decorating for conservative or professional environments
- Budget-conscious shoppers seeking affordable holiday decorations
- Traditionalists preferring timeless ornaments over trendy, niche humor
Performance breakdown
Design Irreverence
The bold slogan offers a refreshing departure from traditional holiday decor.
Material Quality
Cotton velvet backing provides a tactile, premium finish to the piece.
Visual Impact
Intricate needlepoint embroidery ensures the ornament stands out on any tree.
Styling Versatility
Best suited for curated, modern displays rather than classic festive themes.
Durability
Sturdy polyester front construction holds up well for seasonal indoor use.
Maintenance Ease
Spot cleaning is required to preserve the delicate needlepoint and velvet.
Key Specs
Ornament Shape
Ball
Holiday Occasion
Christmas
Mounting Type
Hanging
Indoor/Outdoor Use
Indoor
Diameter
3.5 inches
Hanging Loop
2.5 inches
Front Material
Polyester
Back Material
Cotton Velvet
Features
- Cheeky holiday message for a bold statement
- Luxe velvet backing adds a premium feel
- Modern twist on a Southern tradition
- Unconventional element for unique decor
- Adds personality to your Christmas tree
- High-quality needlepoint embroidery
- Durable polyester front
- Indoor use only
What customers say
Customer enthusiasm centers on the unique blend of high quality and irreverent humor. Reviewers consistently praise this piece as a perfect, memorable statement item that elicits genuine laughter. Beyond the novelty, the physical craftsmanship earns high marks; the detailed needlepoint stitching and vibrant colors confirm the ornament feels substantial and well made. Many view this durable item as a potential heirloom, despite its cheeky message. While priced above average, the consensus is that the unique design and handmade quality provide excellent value as a specialty keepsake. The strong demand and resulting sell outs are the only noted frustration, confirming its success in tapping a niche market for edgy holiday decor.
Know before you buy
The ornament measures 3.5 inches in diameter and includes a 2.5-inch hanging loop for easy placement on your tree branches.
The front features high-quality needlepoint embroidery on durable polyester, while the back is finished with a luxurious cotton velvet for a premium, tactile feel.
This ornament should be spot cleaned only as needed. It is not machine washable, so avoid submerging it in water to protect the embroidery and velvet backing.
No, this ornament is intended for indoor use only. To maintain the integrity of the needlepoint and velvet materials, it should be kept in a dry, climate-controlled environment.
To keep the needlepoint and velvet in good condition, store the ornament in a dry, safe place away from moisture and direct sunlight when not in use.
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