Still Talking Cocktail Napkin
Best choice for hosts who enjoy a touch of dry humor.
Add a dash of dry wit to your next event with the Still Talking Cocktail Napkin from Boston International. These napkins feature a humorous quip, "And yet, despite the look on my face, you’re still talking." Crafted from soft, 3-ply paper, they are ideal for adding personality to parties and casual get-togethers while handling small spills. German printed quality ensures a well-executed design for your entertaining needs, making them a charming addition to any occasion.
$6.49
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
962
/ 6142
#962 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-34%
Below average
SKU
044000
/ C
Who it's for
- Hosts looking to spark conversation among guests
- Entertainers needing quick and affordable party accents
- Users requiring reliable, multi-ply spill protection
Who should skip it
- Eco-conscious shoppers prioritizing sustainability and value
- Planners organizing formal or serious events
- Diners needing coverage for full meal service
Performance breakdown
Absorbency capacity
Three-ply construction handles condensation and minor spills with reliable efficiency.
Print clarity
German printing standards ensure the sharp, deadpan text remains perfectly legible.
Material softness
Soft-touch paper provides a premium feel against the skin during use.
Conversation starter
The witty, relatable graphic print is designed to break the ice.
Structural integrity
Standard square design maintains its shape well during casual cocktail service.
Design aesthetic
Minimalist typography offers a sophisticated look for any modern social gathering.
Key Specs
SKU
C044000
Material
Paper
Ply
3-Ply
Origin
German printed
Napkin Size (Unfolded)
127.0 mm x 127.0 mm
Approximate Packaged Dimensions
5 x 1 x 5 inches
Texture
Soft Touch
Shape
Square
Features
- Features deadpan humorous text print
- Adds personality to gatherings
- Soft 3-ply paper construction
- Ideal for small spills
- Cocktail napkin size for drinks
- German printed quality
What customers say
Customers overwhelmingly praise these cocktail napkins for their exceptional entertainment value and surprising quality. The witty, cheeky phrases consistently serve as effective conversation starters, injecting humor and energy into all types of social gatherings. Reviewers frequently call them the perfect icebreaker. Beyond the novelty, the paper quality receives high marks; users appreciate the thickness and absorbency, noting they feel far superior to standard flimsy napkins. This durability reinforces the premium feel, making them a favored item for hosts and gifting. While the price is slightly higher for a disposable item, the consensus is that the significant entertainment factor and robust construction fully justify the cost, leading to strong repurchase interest.
Know before you buy
Each napkin measures 127 mm by 127 mm when unfolded, making them standard cocktail-sized napkins perfect for drinks and appetizers.
Yes, these are constructed from 3-ply paper, which provides enough thickness and absorbency to handle small spills and condensation from glassware.
The napkins feature a soft-touch texture, ensuring they feel comfortable to use while maintaining a high-quality, printed finish.
No, these napkins feature German-printed quality, which is known for clear, precise graphic printing and durable construction.
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