In The Event of Sobriety Emergency Drinking Kit
Best portable cocktail kit for adventurous home bartenders and gift-givers.
Consider the Brass Monkey Emergency Drinking Kit your adult first aid kit for any situation. This comprehensive set is designed to help you craft cocktails wherever you are, featuring essential tools for mixing and a handy 44-page recipe book. It arrives in a distinctive, giftable storage box inspired by vintage first-aid kits, complete with bold editorial messaging. While it provides everything you need for a crisis, remember to supply your own liquor.
$28.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
288
/ 1139
#288 in Cocktail & Barware Tool Sets
Price vs Category Average
-66%
Below average
Number of Pieces
5
Who it's for
- Travelers needing a compact, portable barware solution
- Casual users requiring basic tools for emergency situations
- Gift-givers seeking a memorable, humorous present for adults
Who should skip it
- Frequent bartenders needing durable, high-quality professional tools
- Budget-conscious shoppers prioritizing functional value over novelty
- Cocktail enthusiasts looking to craft complex, mixed drinks
Performance breakdown
Giftability
The vintage first-aid aesthetic makes for an unforgettable, conversation-starting present.
Portability
Compact design and collapsible cup make it perfect for mobile mixology.
Tool Versatility
Covers the absolute essentials, though serious bartenders will miss specialized equipment.
Instructional Value
The 44-page recipe book provides a solid foundation for cocktail beginners.
Material Durability
Glass components require careful handling during travel and outdoor use.
Maintenance Ease
Hand-wash only requirement adds a bit of friction to cleanup.
Key Specs
Number of Pieces
5
Included Tools
Bottle Opener
Primary Material
Glass
Dishwasher Safe
False
Packaging Dimensions
8" W x 6.5" H x 2" D
Recipe Book
44 pages
Features
- First aid kit for adult beverages
- Essential cocktail mixing tools
- Recipe book for essential drinks
- Giftable vintage first-aid kit packaging
- Bold editorial messaging
- Collapsible metal cup for portability
- Includes glass mini flask
What customers say
This novelty kit earns high praise primarily for its exceptional humor and presentation. Buyers consistently find the clever concept perfect for gag gifting occasions like white elephant exchanges or stocking stuffers, especially for those who enjoy dark humor. The value proposition centers entirely on the superior aesthetic and themed packaging, which reviewers highlight as the product's strongest feature. While the included bar accessories are considered standard, the overall satisfaction stems from the guaranteed laughter and the success of the item as a well-packaged conversation starter. Customers feel the design justifies the cost for this curated joke.
Know before you buy
No, the kit does not include any spirits. You will need to provide your own liquor to use with the included tools and recipes.
No, the items in this kit are not dishwasher safe. We recommend hand-washing all tools to preserve their finish and integrity.
The kit includes a bottle opener, a collapsible metal cup for easy transport, a glass mini flask, and a 44-page recipe book, along with the storage box.
The box is designed with a vintage aesthetic and is perfect for gifting or keeping your tools organized at home. While it is sturdy, it is primarily intended for storage rather than rugged outdoor transport.
The 44-page recipe book covers a variety of essential cocktails, providing enough variety to help you mix drinks for most standard social situations.
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