Tipsy Coasters Rock Bottom Has A Basement Coaster
Best absorbent coaster for those who appreciate a witty sense of humor.
Add a touch of humor to your home with the Tipsy Coasters "Rock Bottom Has A Basement Coaster." These coasters are designed to be both funny and functional, protecting your tables from spills and condensation. Crafted from 100% absorbent natural stone, they effectively soak up moisture, while the full cork backing prevents slipping and surface damage. Each coaster is handmade in the USA using environmentally friendly materials and permanent UV printing that resists fading. Enjoy superior protection with a unique, artistic flair.
$9.99
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
2531
/ 5223
#2531 in Coasters
Price vs Category Average
-76%
Below average
Material
Natural stone and Cork
/ Natural stone and Cork
Who it's for
- Hosts looking to break the ice at social gatherings
- Homeowners wanting to protect surfaces from condensation damage
- Gift givers seeking affordable presents for friends with dark humor
Who should skip it
- People hosting formal events or conservative social circles
- Users requiring long-lasting coasters for heavy, daily use
- Decor enthusiasts who prefer variety over a single repeated phrase
Performance breakdown
Moisture Absorption
Natural stone effectively wicks away condensation before it reaches your furniture.
Surface Stability
Full cork backing provides a reliable grip on slick tabletops.
Print Durability
UV-cured ink resists fading and wear from frequent glass contact.
Design Appeal
Witty aesthetic serves as a perfect conversation starter for guests.
Build Quality
Handmade American craftsmanship ensures a premium feel and consistent finish.
Eco-Consciousness
Sourced from all-natural materials with a focus on sustainable production.
Key Specs
Material
Natural stone and Cork
Construction
Handmade
Print Method
UV printed
Backing Material
Cork
Absorbency Level
100% absorbent
Country of Origin
USA
Shape
Round
Eco-Friendly
Yes
Features
- Funny and functional novelty design
- Protects tables from stains and condensation
- Highly absorbent natural stone material
- Non-slip cork backing for stability
- Durable, fade-resistant UV printing
- Eco-friendly and all-natural materials
- Handmade quality in the USA
What customers say
Customer satisfaction for this coaster is overwhelmingly driven by its sharp, relatable dark humor. Buyers see it primarily as an effective gag gift and conversation starter rather than just a functional item. The self deprecating phrase deeply resonates, leading many to purchase it specifically for friends or family as a humorous acknowledgment of life's struggles. Reviewers consistently report immediate laughter and positive reactions upon gifting, confirming its strong emotional value. While the coaster performs its basic function adequately, the witty text is the main source of high satisfaction. This novelty factor and comedic brilliance make it a highly recommended, memorable gift that consistently exceeds expectations based on its entertainment value.
Know before you buy
The natural stone is highly porous and designed to be 100% absorbent. It will effectively soak up moisture from cold glasses to prevent puddles from forming on your furniture.
No, the cork backing is specifically included to prevent surface damage. It provides a soft, non-slip grip that protects delicate finishes from scratches.
The design is applied using permanent UV printing, which is specifically chosen for its durability and resistance to fading. It is designed to remain vibrant even with regular use.
These coasters are intended for indoor use only. While the stone is durable, the materials and printing are optimized for indoor environments.
Because the stone is absorbent, it is best to wipe them down with a damp cloth. Avoid submerging them in water or using harsh chemicals, as this can affect the stone's integrity and the printed design.
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