Don't Be a Turd Towel
Add a touch of personality to your kitchen with the 'Don't Be a Turd Towel' from Paisley Parsley's Garden Party collection. This 18" x 24" towel is crafted from ultra-soft microfiber suede, making it ideal for everyday kitchen tasks. It's designed for convenience, being compatible with all wash and dry temperatures and bleach-safe for easy sanitization. Proudly made in the USA, this durable and easy-to-clean towel offers both style and functionality for your home.
$10.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.4
/ 5
Category Rank
9560
/ 10481
#9560 in Kitchen Towels
Price vs Category Average
-44%
Below average
Size
1824
/ " x "
Who it's for
- Conversation Starter Design
- Premium Absorbency and Feel
- Highly Giftable Niche Item
Who should skip it
- Slogan Limits Public Use
- Higher Price Point
- Potential Print Fading
Key Specs
Size
18" x 24"
Material
Microfiber
Care
Wash and dry at any temperature
Bleach safe
Origin
Made in the USA
Model Number
GP-029-2
Pattern Type
Graphic Print
Machine Washable
True
Features
- Ultra-soft microfiber suede texture
- Highly durable and easy to clean
- Compatible with all wash/dry temperatures
- Bleach-safe for easy sanitization
- Proudly made domestically in the USA
- Part of the Garden Party collection
What customers say
The Don't Be a Turd Towel excels due to its unique design and surprising functional quality. Its bold, humorous aesthetic makes it a standout gift. Customers frequently highlight that beyond the visual appeal, the towel is genuinely soft and highly absorbent, surpassing expectations for novelty items. This combination of strong visual impact and unexpected durability provides excellent value. Reviewers appreciate that its quality ensures it is frequently used, not just displayed.
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