Please Leave By 9P.M. Cocktail Napkins
Best humorous accessory for hosts who value a timely party end.
Add a touch of humor to your next gathering with these "Please Leave By 9P.M." cocktail napkins from Velvet & Verde. These square, 3-ply napkins are crafted from standard paper, offering a soft touch and excellent absorbency for spills and stains. Perfect for parties and casual get-togethers, their graphic print design adds a playful element to your tabletop decor. They also make a delightful and witty gift for any occasion.
$6.50
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
962
/ 6116
#962 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-34%
Below average
Quantity
20
/ count
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting to spark conversation with modern, witty decor
- Entertainers needing a subtle way to signal event end times
- Party planners requiring durable, absorbent napkins for cocktail service
Who should skip it
- Eco-conscious consumers committed to reducing single-use paper waste
- Hosts planning formal events or sensitive family gatherings
- Budget-conscious shoppers seeking everyday utility at lower costs
Performance breakdown
Humor Impact
The witty messaging serves as an instant icebreaker for any gathering.
Absorbency Performance
Three-ply construction handles standard cocktail spills and condensation with ease.
Giftability
A clever, low-stakes present that resonates well with any frequent host.
Material Softness
Standard paper texture provides a functional balance between durability and comfort.
Design Versatility
The graphic print is best suited for casual, lighthearted social settings.
Cleanup Efficiency
Disposable format ensures the host spends less time tidying up afterward.
Key Specs
Quantity
20 count
Ply
3 ply
Dimensions
5" x 5"
Shape
Square
Pattern
Text/Graphic
Material
Standard Paper
Napkin Type
Cocktail Napkins
Texture Finish
Soft Touch
Features
- Humorous text design for lighthearted events
- Soft and highly absorbent material
- Ideal size for cocktail service
- Designed for easy cleanup of spills
- Amusing addition to party decor
- Makes a great gift for hosts
What customers say
These cocktail napkins are celebrated for their brilliant, witty design that instantly elevates any gathering and sparks conversation. Reviewers consistently praise the high quality of the paper stock, noting its substantial feel and excellent absorbency compared to typical disposables. This successful combination of bold aesthetic and premium material offers exceptional value for sophisticated hosts desiring a memorable touch for their events.
Know before you buy
Each pack contains 20 individual cocktail napkins.
Yes, these are 3-ply napkins, which provides a higher level of absorbency and durability compared to standard single-ply options.
These square napkins measure 5 inches by 5 inches, making them the standard size for cocktail service and appetizers.
The napkins are designed for standard use with drinks and light snacks. While they are absorbent, they are intended for decorative and functional use rather than heavy-duty cleaning.
These napkins are best suited for casual gatherings, cocktail hours, or lighthearted events. Their humorous design is intended to add a playful touch to your tabletop rather than a formal aesthetic.
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