Say What You Want About The South but Nobody Retires and Moves Up North - Kitchen Towel
Best kitchen accent for Southerners who love a touch of humor.
Embrace Southern charm with this unique kitchen towel, featuring a witty sentiment and a hand-illustrated distressed pattern. Crafted from premium, 100% cotton, it offers exceptional softness and high absorbency, perfect for everyday kitchen tasks. Proudly designed and screen-printed in Nashville, Tennessee, this towel measures 27 inches long by 18 inches wide. It's a functional and decorative addition to any kitchen, ideal for those who appreciate regional character and quality home goods.
$18.50
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
2318
/ 10258
#2318 in Kitchen Towels
Price vs Category Average
+3%
Above average
Material
100
/ % cotton
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting to spark conversation with kitchen guests
- Gift givers seeking a thoughtful present for Southern culture fans
- Home cooks needing reliable absorbency for daily cleanup
Who should skip it
- Shoppers looking for universally appealing or neutral kitchen decor
- Users prioritizing long-term print durability over novelty designs
- Minimalists maintaining a formal or modern aesthetic
Performance breakdown
Absorbency capacity
High-density cotton weave handles spills and drying tasks with ease.
Print durability
Screen-printed design resists fading through repeated cycles in the wash.
Material softness
Premium cotton fibers feel gentle on hands and delicate glassware.
Decorative appeal
Witty regional sentiment adds instant personality to any kitchen space.
Surface coverage
Generous dimensions provide ample surface area for drying large cookware.
Craftsmanship quality
Nashville-based production ensures attention to detail in every stitch.
Key Specs
Material
100% cotton
Dimensions
27" long x 18" wide
Design Origin
Screen-printed in Nashville, Tennessee
Absorbency
High
Pattern Type
Graphic Print
Towel Style
Dishcloth
Number of Pieces
1
Features
- Premium 100% cotton for softness
- Highly absorbent for kitchen tasks
- Unique hand-illustrated distressed pattern
- Locally designed and screen-printed
- Adds a touch of regional charm
What customers say
Reviewers consistently celebrate this item for its unique, humorous design and relatable Southern slogan, making it an excellent gift choice. Beyond the novelty, the unexpected high quality stands out. Customers describe the towel as durable, well constructed, and surprisingly absorbent. This blend of clever aesthetics and genuine kitchen functionality drives strong positive feedback and a high perception of value. It is clearly more than just a decorative piece.
Know before you buy
This towel is made from 100% premium cotton, which provides a soft texture while maintaining high absorbency for daily kitchen use.
The towel measures 27 inches in length and 18 inches in width, making it a standard size for most kitchen tasks.
The graphic is screen-printed onto the cotton fabric. Each towel features a hand-illustrated, distressed pattern that is designed and printed locally in Nashville, Tennessee.
It is designed to be both. While it serves as a decorative piece that adds regional character to your kitchen, the high-absorbency cotton construction makes it fully functional for drying dishes and hands.
Each purchase includes one kitchen towel.
Still have a question?
Ask Hayley anything about this product before you decide.
Ready to buy?
$18