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Askhole Towel
Paisley Parsley

Askhole Towel

Best humorous kitchen essential for those who appreciate a witty home.

Add a touch of wit to your kitchen with the Askhole Towel by Paisley Parsley. Crafted from ultra-soft microfiber suede, this 18" x 24" towel is as practical as it is humorous. Designed for everyday kitchen tasks, it's built to withstand frequent washing and is bleach-safe for easy stain removal. Proudly made in the USA, this towel offers both durability and a unique graphic design, making it a functional and amusing addition to your home.

$10.00

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Owner Satisfaction

4.6

/ 5

 

Category Rank

2324

/ 10375

#2324 in Kitchen Towels

Price vs Category Average

-44%

Below average

Dimensions

1824

/ " x "

 

Who it's for

  • Hosts who enjoy breaking the ice with bold humor
  • Home cooks needing reliable, high-performance kitchen textiles
  • Gift givers seeking a memorable present for witty friends

Who should skip it

  • People living in conservative or formal households
  • Budget-conscious shoppers prioritizing utility over novelty branding
  • Users requiring a versatile towel for professional or public spaces

Performance breakdown

Absorbency

Microfiber suede construction handles spills and drying tasks with impressive efficiency.

Excellent

Stain Resilience

Bleach-safe fabric ensures stubborn kitchen messes vanish without compromising the design.

Excellent

Graphic Durability

High-quality print resists fading even after repeated high-temperature wash cycles.

Excellent

Texture Quality

Ultra-soft microfiber feels premium and remains gentle on delicate glassware surfaces.

Excellent

Maintenance Ease

Machine washable and dryer-friendly design simplifies your daily kitchen cleanup routine.

Excellent

Utility Dimensions

The 18-inch by 24-inch footprint offers generous coverage for most drying needs.

Excellent

Key Specs

Dimensions

18" x 24"

Material

Microfiber suede

Care

Machine wash and dry at any temperature

Bleach Safe

Yes

Origin

Made in the USA

Model Number

PS-072-2

Pattern Type

Graphic Print, Geometric

Machine Washable

Yes

Features

  • Ultra-soft microfiber suede texture
  • Humorous and unique graphic design
  • Durable construction for frequent washing
  • Easy care for high-temperature use
  • Bleach-safe for stain removal
  • Designed for practical kitchen utility
  • Made in the USA

What customers say

Reviewers consistently highlight the Askhole Towel's bold design and humorous appeal as its primary strengths. The vibrant print quality is highly regarded, retaining its rich color saturation through numerous wash cycles, confirming its status as a standout novelty item. While the material offers good softness and functionality, the exceptional aesthetic value is what truly drives positive feedback. Customers feel this statement piece delivers excellent value, combining reliable performance with unforgettable visual impact.

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