Too Much Wine Towel
Best kitchen accessory for wine-loving home entertainers.
Add a touch of personality to your kitchen with the Too Much Wine Towel from Paisley Parsley. This ultra-soft kitchen towel features a humorous sentiment perfect for wine lovers. Crafted from high-quality microfiber suede, it measures 18 by 24 inches, offering a smooth texture ideal for everyday spills and drying tasks. Designed for convenience, this towel is bleach safe and can be washed and dried at any temperature. Proudly made in the USA, this functional piece combines durability with a playful design featuring a Polka Spots pattern.
$10.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
1722
/ 10340
#1722 in Kitchen Towels
Price vs Category Average
-44%
Below average
Dimensions
1824
/ " x "
Who it's for
- Clumsy hosts needing quick cleanup for red wine spills
- Gift givers looking for a fun present for wine lovers
- Busy households requiring durable linens that survive frequent laundry cycles
Who should skip it
- Minimalists preferring neutral decor or non-drinkers
- Budget-conscious shoppers seeking basic utility over branded novelty
- Perfectionists worried about stubborn, set-in wine stains
Performance breakdown
Absorbency Efficiency
Microfiber suede construction handles spills and drying tasks with impressive speed.
Sanitization Resilience
Bleach-safe fabric allows for rigorous cleaning without compromising the graphic print.
Texture Quality
Ultra-soft finish provides a premium feel that remains gentle on glassware.
Durability Standards
High-temperature wash cycles do little to degrade the towel's structural integrity.
Design Appeal
Playful graphic print adds a distinct personality to any kitchen aesthetic.
Utility Dimensions
Generous 18 by 24 inch footprint covers most standard drying needs.
Key Specs
Dimensions
18" x 24"
Material
Microfiber suede
Design Type
Polka Spots
Care
Wash and dry at any temperature
Bleach Safe
Yes
Origin
Made in the USA
Model Number
PS-139-2
Pattern Type
Graphic Print, Geometric
Features
- Ultra-soft microfiber suede texture
- Durable for frequent washing
- Bleach-safe for easy sanitization
- Humorous graphic design
- Smooth texture for effective utility
- Easy care instructions included
- Proudly made in the USA
What customers say
Reviewers consistently celebrate this towel for its playful design and witty phrase, making it an ideal, highly giftable item. Satisfaction centers on the excellent quality; the fabric feels substantial and the print remains crisp even after numerous wash cycles. This accessory successfully merges practical kitchen utility with significant personality and humor. Its strong visual appeal and proven durability are the main reasons customers highly recommend this unique piece.
Know before you buy
The microfiber suede is ultra-soft and smooth, designed to be gentle on surfaces while remaining effective for drying dishes and cleaning up spills.
Yes, the material is bleach-safe. You can sanitize it thoroughly without worrying about fading the graphic or compromising the integrity of the fabric.
No, this towel is highly durable and can be washed and dried at any temperature setting, making it very low-maintenance for everyday kitchen use.
Measuring 18 by 24 inches, this towel is larger than a standard dishcloth, providing ample surface area for drying larger pots, pans, or multiple dishes at once.
The towel is crafted for durability and frequent washing. The high-quality construction ensures the graphic remains intact even with regular cleaning cycles.
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