Roses Are Red Magnet
Best humorous accent for coffee-loving office workers and home cooks.
Add a touch of wit to your kitchen or office with this "Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee." magnet. Measuring 2 inches square, this decorative piece is crafted from durable marble, offering a quick, relatable accent. It features a super-strong neodymium disc magnet, ensuring it stays securely attached to refrigerators or any magnetic surface. Proudly manufactured in the USA, this magnet adds personality and humor to your daily view with minimal effort, making it a perfect small gift or personal treat.
$6.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
951
/ 1545
#951 in Refrigerator Magnets
Price vs Category Average
-27%
Below average
Dimensions
22
/ " x "
Who it's for
- Gift givers seeking a classic, romantic gesture
- Organizers needing a reliable hold for photos and notes
- Homeowners wanting a refined, artistic touch for their kitchen
Who should skip it
- Minimalists preferring neutral or versatile year-round decor
- Busy households prone to dropping or mishandling items
- Users needing to secure heavy cardstock or laminated documents
Performance breakdown
Magnetic Hold
Neodymium disc ensures a rock-solid grip on any metal surface.
Material Durability
Genuine marble construction offers a premium, long-lasting feel.
Humor Quotient
Relatable coffee-themed wit provides an instant kitchen mood boost.
Form Factor
Compact two-inch square design fits perfectly on crowded fridge doors.
Giftability
An ideal, low-cost token for coffee lovers and office coworkers.
Manufacturing Quality
Proudly USA-made with attention to detail and material integrity.
Key Specs
Dimensions
2" x 2"
Width
50.8 mm
Height
50.8 mm
Material
Marble
Magnet Type
Neodymium disc magnet
SKU
PS-454-3
Country of Origin
USA
Quantity per pack
1
Features
- Humorous coffee and poetry quote
- Super-strong neodymium magnet
- Durable marble construction
- Compact 2" x 2" size
- Made in the USA
- Adds personality and humor
What customers say
This magnet is highly celebrated for its charming and witty design, consistently bringing joy to users. Its strong aesthetic appeal makes it a favorite for whimsical home decor accents. Reviewers frequently emphasize the excellent value, noting it is an affordable item perfect for thoughtful gifting or personalizing a space like the kitchen. The quality supports its decorative function, offering a reliable magnetic hold without unnecessary bulk. It successfully delivers simple, decorative fun.
Know before you buy
This magnet is crafted from durable marble, giving it a solid, high-quality feel compared to standard plastic or vinyl magnets.
Yes. It features a super-strong neodymium disc magnet, which is significantly more powerful than traditional refrigerator magnets and capable of holding several sheets of paper or cardstock securely.
The magnet measures 2 inches by 2 inches (50.8 mm x 50.8 mm), making it a compact square that fits easily on most magnetic surfaces without being bulky.
Yes, it will adhere to any magnetic surface, such as a metal filing cabinet, magnetic whiteboard, or office partition.
Yes, the quote is applied to the marble surface, creating a decorative and long-lasting finish that resists fading.
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