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Don't Swear Swear Bank
Brass Monkey Goods

Don't Swear Swear Bank

Best novelty gift for those looking to curb their foul language.

This novelty coin bank from Brass Monkey Goods offers a humorous approach to saving money while discouraging profanity. Crafted from wood with a glass front, it allows you to visually track your growing savings. The "Don't Swear" artwork in metallic gold foil adds a stylish touch. A convenient slot accepts both coins and bills, and a hidden slide-out panel ensures easy access to your funds. Perfect for desks or walls, it makes saving both fun and visible.

$20.00

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Owner Satisfaction

4.6

/ 5

 

Category Rank

20

/ 133

#20 in Piggy Banks & Money Jars

Price vs Category Average

-75%

Below average

Material

Wood, Glass

/ Wood, Glass

 

Who it's for

  • Families wanting a lighthearted way to improve language
  • Gamers looking to turn bad habits into savings
  • Design lovers seeking functional, witty home decor

Who should skip it

  • Frequent savers needing quick and easy access to funds
  • Users not interested in tracking specific behavioral habits
  • Budget shoppers prioritizing utility over novelty design

Performance breakdown

Giftability

Premium packaging and clever branding make this an ideal ready-to-go gift.

Excellent

Visual Appeal

Metallic gold foil accents provide a sophisticated look for any desk.

Excellent

Accessibility

Slide-out panel allows for quick retrieval without damaging the wooden frame.

Good

Display Versatility

Seamlessly transitions between a wall-mounted piece and a desktop accessory.

Excellent

Build Quality

Sturdy wood and glass construction balances durability with a lightweight feel.

Good

Deposit Capacity

Slim profile is aesthetically pleasing but limits total long-term savings volume.

Good

Key Specs

Material

Wood, Glass

Dimensions

6.75" W x 4.875" H x 2" D

Artwork

Hand-designed metallic gold foil

SKU

9780735368798

Age Range

Adult

Transparency Level

Clear

Mounting Type

Wall Mounted

Access Mechanism

Screw Cap

Features

  • Humorous design encourages saving money.
  • Glass front to view accumulated funds.
  • Premium metallic gold foil artwork.
  • Hidden slide-out panel for easy access.
  • Versatile wall or desktop display.
  • Accepts both coins and bills.
  • Packaged in a giftable box.

What customers say

The Don't Swear Swear Bank is highly praised for its clever, witty design and strong novelty appeal. Its bold, editorial aesthetic makes it a standout piece of decor. Reviewers consistently note its effectiveness as a humorous gift that sparks immediate laughter and engagement. While the construction quality is solid, the main draw is its conversational nature and the fun incentive it offers for saving. Customers view this item as excellent value, especially when seeking a unique present that encourages interaction.

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