Funny Cocktail Napkins | Keep Your Friends Close
Best party accessory for hosts who love a witty cocktail hour.
Add a touch of humor to your gatherings with these disposable paper cocktail napkins. Featuring a witty "Keep Your Friends Close And Your Cocktail Closer" message, they are perfect for serving drinks and appetizers. Crafted from soft, highly absorbent 3-ply paper, these napkins ensure easy cleanup of spills while adding a fun, conversational element to your tabletop. They are an ideal choice for hosts and cocktail enthusiasts seeking both practicality and a lighthearted touch for their parties.
$6.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
961
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#961 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-40%
Below average
Type
Paper Cocktail Napkin
/ Paper Cocktail Napkin
Who it's for
- Hosts looking to liven up their next social gathering
- Entertainers needing reliable protection for their furniture surfaces
- Gift-givers seeking a thoughtful and unique present for friends
Who should skip it
- Eco-conscious consumers prioritizing sustainable and reusable options
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring economical bulk paper goods
- Planners organizing formal events or family-friendly celebrations
Performance breakdown
Absorbency capacity
Three-ply construction handles condensation and minor spills with reliable efficiency.
Print clarity
Sharp graphic typography ensures the witty message remains legible and bold.
Material softness
Standard paper texture provides a functional feel suitable for casual gatherings.
Social appeal
The humorous slogan serves as an effective icebreaker for any party.
Cleanup convenience
Disposable design makes post-event tidying quick and completely stress-free.
Giftability
Compact packaging makes these an ideal, low-cost addition to hostess gifts.
Key Specs
Type
Paper Cocktail Napkin
Quantity
20 count per pack
Ply
3 ply
Dimensions
5" x 5" (folded)
Shape
Square
Material
Standard Paper
Material Type
Virgin Pulp
Edge Design
Straight
Know before you buy
Each pack contains 20 individual cocktail napkins.
Yes, these are 3-ply napkins, which provides enough thickness and absorbency to manage moisture from standard beverage glasses.
When folded, each napkin measures 5 inches by 5 inches, making them the standard size for cocktail service.
Absolutely. Their absorbent 3-ply construction makes them well-suited for both beverage service and light appetizers.
These napkins are designed for standard party use and beverage service. While they are safe for handling appetizers, they are intended for decorative and functional tabletop use rather than direct food wrapping.
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