Festive Party Funny Napkins | Please Leave By 9P.M.
Best humorous party accessory for hosts who value early bedtimes.
Add a touch of humor to your next gathering with these "Please Leave By 9PM" cocktail napkins. Perfect for parties, these 3-ply paper napkins offer superior softness and absorbency for easy cleanup of spills and messes. Their vibrant, colorful design enhances any tabletop presentation, making them an ideal choice for entertaining. These disposable napkins are a fun and practical gift for any host or hostess who appreciates a playful edge in their party supplies.
$6.75
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Category Rank
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#27 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-33%
Below average
Type
Paper Cocktail Napkins
/ Paper Cocktail Napkins
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting to break the ice with humor
- Entertainers looking to add personality to their table decor
- Busy party planners prioritizing quick post-event cleanup
Who should skip it
- Hosts concerned about offending guests with boundary-setting humor
- Budget-conscious shoppers seeking bulk party supplies
- Eco-conscious consumers preferring reusable cloth alternatives
Performance breakdown
Humor Impact
The cheeky messaging serves as an instant icebreaker for any gathering.
Absorbency Level
Three-ply construction handles standard cocktail spills and light messes with ease.
Design Vibrancy
Bold typography and colors ensure these stand out on any tabletop.
Material Softness
Standard paper texture provides a functional feel without sacrificing basic comfort.
Cleanup Convenience
Disposable design makes post-party cleanup quick and entirely stress-free.
Gifting Potential
A clever, affordable choice for hosts who enjoy a playful aesthetic.
Key Specs
Type
Paper Cocktail Napkins
Ply
3 ply
Dimensions
5 inches x 5 inches (folded)
Count
20 napkins per pack
Material
Virgin Pulp
Shape
Square
Pattern
Text/Graphic
Edge Design
Straight
Know before you buy
Each napkin measures 5 inches by 5 inches when folded, making them the standard size for cocktail napkins.
Yes, these are 3-ply napkins, which provides a balance of softness and absorbency suitable for wiping up small spills or holding appetizers.
Each pack contains 20 individual napkins.
These are best suited for casual gatherings, cocktail parties, or as a humorous gift. Their playful message is designed to set a relaxed, lighthearted tone rather than a formal one.
Because they are made of standard paper, they are disposable; however, you should check your local municipal guidelines regarding the composting of printed or dyed paper products.
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