Blue Q
Blue Q Oven Mitt 'Bitch, I Always Have Time'
Best kitchen accessory for home cooks with a bold sense of humor.
This Blue Q oven mitt features a humorous "Bitch, I Always Have Time For You!" slogan, making it a fun addition to any kitchen. Crafted from 100% cotton and designed to be super-insulated, it offers reliable protection when handling hot dishes. Its natural-fitting shape and screen-printed design offer both comfort and style. It is easy to care for, being machine washable and suitable for tumble drying.
$16.99
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Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
502
/ 1752
#502 in Oven Mitts & Pot Holders
Price vs Category Average
-17%
Below average
Material
100
/ % Cotton
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting a conversation starter for their kitchen
- Gift givers seeking affordable, humorous presents for friends
- Home cooks needing reliable heat protection for daily baking
Who should skip it
- Minimalists preferring a cohesive, neutral kitchen aesthetic
- Clean freaks worried about permanent grease stains and fading
- Professional chefs requiring precise dexterity and ergonomic control
Performance breakdown
Heat Insulation
Thick cotton construction provides reliable protection for standard kitchen baking tasks.
Design Appeal
Bold, humorous typography makes a standout statement in any modern kitchen.
Ergonomic Utility
Standard mitt shape lacks specialized grip features for handling slippery cookware.
Maintenance Ease
Non-washable material requires careful spot cleaning to preserve the graphic print.
Storage Convenience
Absence of a hanging loop limits efficient storage options near the oven.
Material Durability
High-quality cotton weave stands up well to frequent, everyday kitchen use.
Key Specs
Material
100% Cotton
Lining Material
Cotton
Construction
Quilted
Dimensions
12.5 inches L x 7 inches W x 0.25 inches H
Set Composition
Single Mitt
Machine Washable
true
Dishwasher Safe
false
Waterproof
false
Features
- Humorous graphic text for personality
- Provides super-insulation for heat protection
- Made from 100% cotton material
- Sold as a single, convenient mitt
- Ideal for baking and pot handling
What customers say
This mitt is celebrated for its bold, humorous design, making it a successful novelty gift that consistently earns laughs. Beyond the witty style, users frequently praise the substantial quality and reliable heat protection. Reviewers confirm the mitt is thick and well constructed, offering genuine functionality alongside its aesthetic appeal. This blend of irreverent style and dependable performance ensures high satisfaction, confirming its status as a fun yet practical kitchen essential.
Know before you buy
This product is sold as a single mitt.
The mitt is machine washable and can be tumble dried, making it easy to keep clean after messy baking sessions.
Yes, the mitt is crafted from 100% cotton with a quilted construction and is designed to be super-insulated for reliable protection when handling hot dishes.
No, this mitt is not waterproof or steam resistant. It is intended for dry heat protection only.
The mitt measures 12.5 inches in length and 7 inches in width, providing a standard, natural-fitting shape for most hands.
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