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A Polite Kiss Goodbye Go Away Doormat
Best durable doormat for homeowners with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Add a touch of sarcastic humor to your entryway with the "A Polite Kiss Goodbye" Go Away Doormat. Crafted from durable, natural coir fiber, this mat is designed to withstand harsh weather while effectively scraping dirt and debris from shoes. Its high-quality, fade-resistant emulsion paint ensures the witty message and kiss graphic remain vibrant. The watertight PVC backing not only contains moisture but also provides enhanced traction, keeping the mat securely in place. This eco-friendly doormat offers a witty welcome that's built to last.
$26.18
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
646
/ 2001
#646 in Door Mats
Price vs Category Average
-78%
Below average
Material
Natural Coir Fiber, Emulsion Paint, PVC
/ Natural Coir Fiber, Emulsion Paint, PVC
Who it's for
- Introverts seeking a humorous way to discourage uninvited guests
- Homeowners needing a weather-resistant mat for high-traffic entryways
- Safety-conscious residents wanting a secure, non-slip entrance solution
Who should skip it
- Homeowners preferring a traditional or welcoming aesthetic for guests
- Individuals who struggle with lifting heavy or cumbersome household items
- Residents with porches exposed to intense, direct sunlight
Performance breakdown
Scraping Efficiency
Coir fibers aggressively dislodge stubborn dirt and debris from footwear.
Weather Resilience
Natural materials and UV-resistant paint hold up against outdoor elements.
Surface Grip
The heavy-duty PVC backing keeps the mat firmly anchored in place.
Graphic Longevity
Emulsion paint resists fading but may show wear in high-traffic areas.
Moisture Containment
Watertight backing prevents water from seeping through to your porch floor.
Maintenance Ease
Simple shake or vacuum keeps the coir looking fresh and clean.
Key Specs
Material
Natural Coir Fiber, Emulsion Paint, PVC
Dimensions
18" x 30"
Thickness
0.625 inches
Backing Material
PVC
Weather Resistant
Yes
Non-Slip Backing
Yes
UV Resistant
Yes
Eco-Friendly
Yes
Features
- Humorous 'Go Away' message with a kiss graphic.
- Durable, weather-resistant natural coir fiber.
- Watertight PVC backing for moisture control.
- Enhances traction to prevent slippage.
- Fade-resistant emulsion paint application.
- Eco-friendly and naturally sourced material.
- Effectively scrapes dirt and debris from shoes.
- Suitable for outdoor entryway use.
What customers say
The 'A Polite Kiss Goodbye Go Away' doormat earns high marks primarily for its unique design and robust quality. Consumers appreciate the conversational humor, which serves as a perfect, personalized entryway statement. Reviewers consistently highlight the mat's substantial thickness and durable construction, confirming its ability to withstand heavy use and weather. This combination of distinctive aesthetic appeal and perceived longevity solidifies its strong value proposition among buyers.
Know before you buy
The mat is printed with high-quality, fade-resistant emulsion paint designed to withstand outdoor conditions, so the graphic and text should remain vibrant even with regular sun exposure.
Maintenance is simple. You can typically clean the mat by giving it a vigorous shake or using a vacuum to remove loose dirt and debris trapped in the fibers.
Yes, the watertight PVC backing provides a non-slip surface that helps the mat stay securely in place on most outdoor entryway surfaces.
Absolutely. The natural coir fiber is weather-resistant, and the PVC backing is designed to contain moisture, preventing it from soaking through to your porch or entryway floor.
Yes, the mat is made from natural, eco-friendly coir fiber, which is a sustainable material derived from coconut husks.
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