Reverie
I HATE EVERYONE ROCKS Glass
Best rocks glass for those with a witty, sarcastic sense of humor.
Add a touch of humor to your beverage service with the "I HATE EVERYONE" Gold Foil Rocks Glass. This 13.25 oz glass features a bold gold foil print that makes a statement. Designed for those who appreciate a good laugh, it's perfect for serving your favorite spirits or cocktails. Please note that this glass is hand wash only to preserve the delicate foil design. It's a unique and witty addition to any home bar or a fun gift for friends with a similar sentiment.
$19.95
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
2173
/ 9397
#2173 in Tumblers
Price vs Category Average
-62%
Below average
Capacity
13.25
/ oz
Who it's for
- Drinkers who appreciate a substantial, well-balanced glass
- Users seeking long-lasting, high-quality glassware designs
- Gift-givers searching for unique items for cynical friends
Who should skip it
- Hosts entertaining in formal or professional settings
- Busy individuals who prioritize dishwasher-safe convenience
- Budget-conscious shoppers looking for bulk glassware sets
Performance breakdown
Design Appeal
The bold gold foil aesthetic delivers an instant, witty visual impact.
Giftability
A perfect conversation starter for friends with a dry sense humor.
Capacity Utility
The 13.25 oz size is ideal for standard spirits and cocktails.
Maintenance Ease
Hand wash requirements demand extra care to protect the delicate foil.
Material Quality
Standard glass construction provides a solid, reliable weight in the hand.
Print Durability
Gold foil accents require gentle handling to prevent premature flaking.
Key Specs
Capacity
13.25 oz
Material
Glass
Gold Foil
Care
Hand Wash Only
Features
- Humorous "I Hate Everyone" design
- Stylish gold foil printing
- Generous 13.25 oz capacity
- Ideal for spirits and cocktails
- Makes a unique and witty gift
What customers say
Reviewers consistently praise the bold design and superior quality of this glassware. The etched lettering offers a durable finish, and the substantial feel, enhanced by a heavy base, provides excellent stability. This glassware is noted for maintaining its clarity over time, contributing to a premium experience. Many find the blend of clever wit and fine craftsmanship makes it a satisfying addition to any home bar or a memorable gift. The overall impression is one of enduring quality and distinctive style.
Know before you buy
No, the gold foil print is delicate and requires hand washing to prevent fading or peeling over time. Avoid using abrasive sponges or harsh detergents to keep the design intact.
The glass holds 13.25 ounces, which is a standard size for rocks glasses. It provides plenty of room for a generous pour of spirits over large ice cubes.
This glass is designed specifically for cold spirits and cocktails. Using it with boiling or very hot liquids may cause the glass to crack or damage the gold foil application.
The design is featured on one side of the glass, making it a subtle statement piece rather than a wrap-around print.
The tumbler is made from standard clear glass, providing a clean, transparent look that highlights the color of your drink against the gold lettering.
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