Blue Q
Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel
Best gift for moms with a bold sense of humor.
Add a touch of playful humor to your kitchen with the Blue Q Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel. This super-absorbent and soft towel is crafted from 100% cotton, featuring woven-in art with red and pink floral designs and a cheeky embroidered message. It's perfect for drying dishes or simply adding a quirky statement piece to your kitchen decor. A portion of all Blue Q dish towel sales supports global hunger relief efforts, making this a purchase you can feel good about.
$14.00
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
5783
/ 10274
#5783 in Kitchen Towels
Price vs Category Average
-22%
Below average
Dimensions
2128
/ "w X "h
Who it's for
- Parents seeking a humorous, relatable kitchen accessory
- Gift-givers looking for a bold, memorable statement piece
- Blue Q fans who appreciate edgy, unconventional kitchen decor
Who should skip it
- Shoppers concerned about explicit language in their home
- Families with young children or conservative household guests
- Minimalists preferring timeless designs over novelty items
Performance breakdown
Absorbency
High-quality cotton weave handles kitchen spills and drying tasks with ease.
Durability
Woven-in art ensures the design stays crisp through repeated wash cycles.
Humor Factor
The cheeky messaging serves as an instant conversation starter for guests.
Fabric Softness
Soft texture feels gentle on hands and delicate glassware alike.
Visual Appeal
Vibrant floral patterns add a playful pop of color to kitchens.
Social Impact
Direct contributions to hunger relief add meaningful value to every purchase.
Key Specs
Dimensions
21"w X 28"h
Material
100% Cotton
Woven-in art
Features
- Features a humorous "Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch" embroidered message.
- Super-absorbent and super-soft for effective drying.
- Durable woven-in art that won't fade.
- Supports hunger relief programs with 1% of sales.
What customers say
Customers overwhelmingly adore the "Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Dish Towel" for its unique and relatable design. The witty message resonates deeply, making it a beloved item for personal use and a highly popular gift. Reviewers consistently praise its ability to bring a smile and inject humor into daily chores. Beyond the clever design, many also commend the towel's practical quality, noting its good absorbency and durable fabric. This combination of distinctive humor and functional reliability makes it a standout product that truly connects with its audience, offering both amusement and utility.
Know before you buy
The art is woven directly into the cotton fabric. This ensures the design remains vibrant and won't fade or peel over time with regular use.
It is made from 100% cotton, which is naturally absorbent. It is designed to be both soft and effective for drying dishes and wiping down countertops.
The towel measures 21 inches wide by 28 inches high, providing a standard size that is easy to handle and hang on an oven handle or towel rack.
Yes, Blue Q donates 1% of the sales from their dish towels to global hunger relief efforts.
Yes, the embroidery is designed to withstand regular laundering. To keep the towel in the best condition, we recommend washing it in cold water and tumble drying on low.
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