Blue Q
Eat Up Bitches Dish Towel
Best kitchen accessory for hosts with a bold, irreverent sense of humor.
Add a touch of humor and functionality to your kitchen with this "Eat Up, Bitches" dish towel from Blue Q. Crafted from 100% super-absorbent cotton, it's perfect for drying dishes, wiping spills, or even serving as an oversized cloth napkin or makeshift bib. The design features a bold, woven-in "Eat Up, Bitches" slogan, adding personality to your kitchen decor. Its generous size and durable construction make it ideal for everyday use, while a portion of proceeds supports global hunger relief efforts, making it a purchase you can feel good about.
$11.99
Owner Satisfaction
4.7
/ 5
Category Rank
124
/ 10245
#124 in Kitchen Towels
Price vs Category Average
-33%
Below average
Material
100
/ % Cotton
Who it's for
- Gift-givers seeking a memorable, edgy present for friends
- Home cooks needing reliable, absorbent kitchen textiles
- Hosts wanting a bold, conversation-starting kitchen accessory
Who should skip it
- Conservative households or those hosting professional guests
- Gift-givers unsure of the recipient's personal boundaries
- Families with young children or traditional houseguests
Performance breakdown
Absorbency Performance
High-quality cotton weave handles spills and drying tasks with ease.
Design Impact
Bold typography injects immediate personality into any kitchen space.
Material Durability
Woven-in art ensures the graphic remains crisp through heavy daily use.
Maintenance Ease
Lack of machine washability requires careful hand care to preserve quality.
Functional Versatility
Generous dimensions allow for use as a towel, napkin, or bib.
Convenience Features
Missing hanging loops and stain resistance limit quick-access storage options.
Key Specs
Material
100% Cotton
Dimensions
28"h x 21"w
Pattern Type
Graphic Print
Absorbency Level
High
Towel Style
Dishcloth
Length
28 inches
Width
21 inches
Machine Washable
False
Features
- Super-absorbent for effective drying
- Versatile use as towel, napkin, or bib
- Humorous "Eat Up, Bitches" slogan
- Adds personality to kitchen decor
- Generously sized for multiple uses
- Durable woven-in art design
- Made from 100% cotton
What customers say
This dish towel earns high praise primarily for its unique, irreverent humor and bold messaging, making it a standout novelty gift. Buyers specifically seek out Blue Q's edgy style, finding the unapologetic text hilarious and perfect for a statement piece. Beyond the comedy, customers consistently note the functional quality. Made from 100 percent cotton, the towel is surprisingly large, durable, and genuinely absorbent. The sharp graphics maintain their appeal through washing. While priced above standard utility towels, reviewers agree the exceptional comedic value and solid construction fully justify the cost, viewing it as a worthwhile blend of utility and audacious wit.
Know before you buy
This towel is made from 100% cotton, which provides high absorbency for drying dishes and handling kitchen spills.
The towel measures 28 inches in height by 21 inches in width, offering a generous surface area for various kitchen tasks.
No, this towel is not machine washable. You should spot clean or hand wash it to maintain the integrity of the woven-in design.
No, this product is not bleach safe. Using bleach may damage the fabric and fade the graphic design.
No, it does not feature a dedicated hanging loop. You will need to drape it over a towel bar or hook.
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