Primitives by Kathy All Food to the Lab Tea Towel
Best kitchen accessory for humorous black Labrador enthusiasts.
Add a touch of humor to your kitchen with this charming tea towel from Primitives by Kathy. Featuring a witty "all food must go to the lab for testing" message and a cute black lab graphic, it's perfect for dog lovers. Crafted from 100% cotton flour sack cloth, this 28" x 28" towel is not only absorbent and fast-drying but also lint-free, making it ideal for everyday kitchen tasks. Its machine-washable design ensures easy care and long-lasting use.
$10.95
Owner Satisfaction
4.6
/ 5
Category Rank
1721
/ 10258
#1721 in Kitchen Towels
Price vs Category Average
-39%
Below average
Material
100
/ % Cotton
Who it's for
- Homeowners looking for personality and conversation starters
- Gift givers needing affordable and relatable presents
- Cooks requiring functional and absorbent drying tools
Who should skip it
- Shoppers preferring neutral or non-sarcastic kitchen decor
- Users wanting long-lasting graphic prints after frequent washing
- Busy chefs who dislike visible food stains on linens
Performance breakdown
Absorbency
Flour sack cotton construction handles spills and drying tasks with ease.
Surface Finish
Lint-free weave ensures glassware stays streak-free and polished.
Design Appeal
Witty graphic print serves as a charming conversation starter for dog-lovers.
Maintenance
Durable cotton fabric holds up perfectly through repeated machine wash cycles.
Coverage Area
Generous 28-inch square dimensions provide ample surface for drying large cookware.
Drying Speed
Lightweight material promotes rapid airflow for quick drying between uses.
Key Specs
Material
100% Cotton
Dimensions
28" x 28"
Pattern Type
Graphic Print
Absorbency Level
High
Is Lint Free
Yes
Machine Washable
Yes
Quick Drying
Yes
Features
- Features a funny dog-themed message.
- Includes a black lab graphic.
- Made from soft, absorbent cotton.
- Dries dishes and laps up spills quickly.
- Lint-free for a clean finish.
- Machine washable for easy care.
What customers say
Customers overwhelmingly love this tea towel for its unique, witty humor. The clever phrase resonates strongly with science enthusiasts and those appreciating dry wit, making it an exceptional gift item. Recipients frequently display the towel immediately due to its novelty. The print quality is consistently praised as clear and sharp, holding up well after washing. While the material is standard cotton suitable for light kitchen tasks, the primary value is clearly recognized in its decorative and humorous appeal. This strong emotional connection and gifting success significantly elevate the product's perceived value, leading to high satisfaction.
Know before you buy
This towel is crafted from 100% cotton flour sack cloth, which is known for being soft, lightweight, and highly absorbent.
No, the flour sack material is specifically designed to be lint-free, making it an excellent choice for drying dishes and polishing glassware without leaving residue.
The towel measures 28 inches by 28 inches, providing ample surface area for drying dishes or handling kitchen spills.
Yes, it is fully machine washable. Because it is made of cotton, it is durable enough for regular laundering and dries quickly after use.
The graphic is designed for everyday kitchen use. To keep the print looking its best, we recommend washing in cold water and avoiding harsh bleach.
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