Disorderly Paper Beverage Napkins
Best party accessory for hosts with a spirited sense of humor.
Add a touch of humor to your gatherings with Anne Taintor's Disorderly Paper Beverage Napkins. These napkins feature a witty quote, "We go together like drunk and disorderly," perfect for those with a spirited sense of humor. Crafted from luxury-weight paper, they are printed in Germany with high-quality, water-based inks. These napkins are not only stylish but also eco-friendly, being fully biodegradable and compostable. Each pack contains 20, 3-ply napkins, offering both convenience and a fun statement for your party.
$6.99
Owner Satisfaction
4.5
/ 5
Category Rank
2481
/ 6242
#2481 in Paper Napkins
Price vs Category Average
-29%
Below average
Size
55
/ " l x " w folded
Who it's for
- Hosts wanting to spark conversation with retro-themed decor
- Entertainers serving cocktails and light appetizers
- Gift-givers looking for a charming and affordable party favor
Who should skip it
- Budget-conscious shoppers preferring plain, cost-effective paper goods
- Users needing heavy-duty napkins for major spills
- Hosts planning formal events requiring neutral or traditional aesthetics
Performance breakdown
Humor Impact
The witty vintage-inspired aesthetic serves as an instant conversation starter.
Material Durability
Three-ply construction provides reliable absorbency for standard cocktail service.
Print Quality
German-engineered printing delivers crisp, vivid graphics on every napkin.
Sustainability Profile
Compostable materials and recycled content minimize your party's environmental footprint.
Surface Texture
Smooth finish offers a premium feel compared to standard paper alternatives.
Convenience Factor
Standard sizing makes these an effortless addition to any drink setup.
Key Specs
Size
5" l x 5" w folded
Quantity
Pack of 20
Ply
3-ply
Material
Recycled Paper
Printing Location
Germany
Ink Type
High quality water-based inks
Shape
Square
Eco-friendly
Compostable, Biodegradable, Recycled Content
Features
- Features a hilarious "Disorderly" quote
- Luxury-weight paper construction
- Printed with high-quality, vivid inks
- Fully biodegradable and compostable
- Made with recycled material content
- Convenient 3-ply thickness
- Printed in Germany for quality assurance
What customers say
Customer enthusiasm centers on the unique personality and sharp wit of these beverage napkins. Reviewers consider them essential party accessories and excellent conversation starters that elevate any gathering. The combination of retro imagery and humorous captions deeply resonates, making them a highlight for themed events or memorable hostess gifts. While functionally adequate for beverages, the primary value lies in the emotional connection to the humor and distinctive design. Customers readily accept the premium price because the guaranteed fun and flair far outweigh the cost difference. These napkins successfully inject personality and irreverence into entertaining supplies, driving high satisfaction and repeat purchases based purely on style and humor.
Know before you buy
Each napkin measures 5 inches by 5 inches when folded, making them standard cocktail-sized napkins.
Yes, they are constructed with a 3-ply thickness, which provides more durability and absorbency than standard single-ply options.
The napkins are printed using high-quality, water-based inks, ensuring a vivid graphic print that is safe for use.
Yes, they are made from recycled materials and are fully biodegradable and compostable, making them a sustainable choice for your gathering.
Each pack contains 20 individual 3-ply beverage napkins.
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